Please stop eating here...

"Don't Quit your day job"

Ok, here is your classic case of "I'm already there mannnn" kid. When he was a kid, prob went thru all the trendy music and when his dad tried to show him his old records he showed no interest. But now that Bob Dylan is sort of cool, and "retro" is soo in.... This dude raided his father's record, and is going for the aspiring artist who tries to know more about music than you. The ugly sweater is either from his mother's 80's storage container, or something he paid a lot for at a store, cause he prob doesn't "get" 2nd hand stores. This kid might actually live in Brooklyn and comes to see his old chums and tells stories of their paradise. But in reality this kid sits the bench and nobody gives a fuck. nice hat, SIKE!

chances of this kid making it to williamsburg: 3. (2.5 cause he might live there.)