YEAH YEAH ITS YO BOY KENNY G WITH OUR FIRST NEW POST OF 2012! NOW DIS BOY WAS KINDA A WILD CARD FOR KENNY G YA KNOW. AT FIRST GLANCE, I THOUGHT DIS BOY COULDA BEEN A NORM BUT WHEN I GOTS IN CLOSER FOR A LOOK DIS BOY DEF BE A FUCKIN MODEL LOVIN HIPSTER. HERE ARE DA POINTS FOR DIS LISTED BELOW:
NUMBAH 1: DIS BOY GOTS A LIME GREEN HOODY ON. AIN'T NO ONE WEARIN A LIME GREEN HOODY UNLESS YOU'S A FINE ASS HO OR A FUCKIN HISPTER
NUMBAH 2: DIS BOY IS WEARIN FUCKIN CROCS. NOT ONLY ARE DEY CROCS BUT DEY BE FUCKIN PALE ASS PINK CROCS WHICH MEANS THAT DIS MUTHA FUCKA BEEN WEARIN THEM SHITS FO A LONG ASS TIME.
NUMBAH 3: DIS MUTHA FUCKA GOT AN
OVERSIZED ROCK CLIMBER THINGY TO HOLD
HIS 2 KEYS TO HIS RAT HOLE APARTMENT IN ALLSTON.
NUMBAH 4: HE BE DRINKIN COFFEE FROM A DUMP ASS COFFEE SHOP. IF HE WAS A NORM, HE WULD BE DRINKIN FROM STARBUCKS OR DUNKS. HE PROB GOT A FUCKIN GAY ASS DECAF.
NUMBAH 5: HE GOT A WACK ASS BIKE MESSENGER BAG MEANIN HE PROB HAS A WACK ASS FIXED GEAR. PLUS IT'S PINK. EW FOOL
CHANCES OF DIS FOOL MAKIN IT TO WILLIAMSBURG: 50% AND DAT'S BEIN GENEROUS. GET YO FIXY AND START RIDIN OVA THERE, SUCKAH!
