Characters: "Just got out of bed" guy, "Over the top wacky outfit" girl
Scene: A typical party in Allston
I don't know where to begin with this one. First of all dude, nobody is buying that you just rolled out of bed and threw on whatever was laying closest to you, despite the amount of product you put in your hair to achieve said look. That IS a nice flannel though, I can't help but wonder what inspired such a bold fashion choice. Not many would dare to wear a flannel in Allston (Imagine some sort of 'rolling eyes' emoticon here). One final note, get your jeans hemmed, you look like a fool. As for you Sailor Moon, maybe you know something I don't, but I think you will have a hard time sailing from Allston to Williamsburg. I realize your parents are probably mailing you rent checks from their yacht while they sail around the world, but I'm not sure that makes you qualified to dress that way. I hope you take that ridiculous hat off when you enter the civilized world, and while you're at it maybe remove the stupid friendship anklet you made at summer camp. That way people might actually believe you when you say you're NOT a 17-year-old freshman at BU.
Shitty hair guy's chances of making it to Williamsburg: 5%
Jacqueline Sparrow's chances of making it to Williamsburg: 1% on her own, 100% if she can figure out how to drive a boat on land.
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